Twins

Once upon a time (read yesterday), a woman at the store asked me if my kids were twins.  Now, I understand that Eden is not THAT much bigger than the Little Buddy, but she was walking and Brigs was sitting in his baby car seat.  #crazystorelady.

I think I could make up a whole post of things crazy ladies have said to me at the store.  Let's just recall a few of them.  Now please note that I'm sure that these ladies are all very nice and were just trying to make conversation...but that doesn't mean I can't get a good laugh from it.

1. Many, many people ask me if I die Eden's hair.  This happened even when she was 2 months old.  Yes ma'am, I strap my child down and foil her hair...crazies!

2. Telling me that I make beautiful children and need to "get busy". 

3. Asking me why I had Eden in her carseat when she was 4 months old...the lady thought she could walk.  Everyone thought Eden was older than she was because of her hair.

4. Let's not even get into all the awkward things that people say to you when you're pregnant-including people who assume you aren't married and make all kinds of awesome remarks as well as the belly rubbers.

5. I could go on, but let's not embarrass all of the ladies that make my life at the store a hilarious experience.

So thank you, Crazy Store Lady.  When I think that maybe I'll stay home, you help me get out the door just to see what you'll say next.